Tag: humor
member name: Jack E.
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February 26, 2008 12:06 PM EST --
It's like I always say, as long as there are women there's going to be trouble. (Of course I don't mean you, sweetheart.)
Adam started it all when he said, "The woman made me do it," . . .
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July 11, 2008 03:43 PM EDT --
Couch potatoes know what I'm talking about. There are you are, flopped on the couch or in bed, and up comes a movie you've seen a hundred times and what you're going to do is, you're going . . .
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October 30, 2008 11:17 AM EDT --
(Originally appeared in The New York Times)
I work for a big company. I'm small. I'm much smaller than the company. My boss told me so himself. He said, "The company is much bigger than . . .
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March 11, 2008 08:47 AM EDT --
Call me clueless (and I'm sure you will) but this business of Super Delegates is news to me. What's next, Super Duper Delegates?
I first heard the term several months ago, around the time of . . .
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November 03, 2008 04:07 PM EST --
The Bathsheba Deadline: An Original Novel My wagering tradition compels me to handicap ahead of time, so rather than wait for the polls to close, here are my bets even as the numbers . . .
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March 29, 2009 03:00 PM EDT --
Over the weekend there was a BEER FESTIVAL in Atlantic City. This event drew thousands from throughout Pennsylvania, New Jersey and states east, west, north and south, and in fact (at least I think it's . . .
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March 02, 2008 04:30 PM EST --
Finally, years ago, I got a positive response from a literary agent in Manhattan. He said, "Come on over. We'll talk."
I asked what floor he was on. "We're on the 26 th floor." . . .
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March 13, 2008 02:46 PM EDT --
Indecent Proposal
I'm still shocked and amazed. But as I said before, as long as there are women there's going to be trouble. Ousted New York governor Eliot Spitzer proves . . .
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March 30, 2008 08:14 PM EDT --
Stop The Presses! Now It Can Be Revealed! Men and Women are different.
Last night, watching Jeopardy together as we usually do, my wife said - "Why do men have to win? Why is it always about winning?" . . .
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August 10, 2008 07:10 PM EDT --
I've already lost three friends for mocking the "Opening Ceremonies" for these 2008 Summer Olympics, saying, as I did, that I can get the same cartwheels, pyrotechnics and all the rest of . . .
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March 24, 2008 09:37 AM EDT --
The New York Times recently ran a commentary on its Paper Cuts blog asking readers to name the most overrated books of all time and though the questionnaire was open to anyone who can read and write and . . .
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March 27, 2008 09:58 AM EDT --
How about none of the above, or how about we all stay home come November? Is this the best America has to offer for the biggest job in the land?
I'm not picking on any one in particular. All three . . .
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April 03, 2008 10:17 AM EDT --
Readers at the New York Times have already spoken about the most overrated books of all time and the winners (or rather, the losers) are J.D. Salinger's "The Catcher in the Rye" and God's . . .
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August 08, 2008 12:08 AM EDT --
Yes, I went ahead and inflated my tires and - well, this is terrific news! - it works! After buying gas on Monday, at four dollars a gallon, I did not have to buy gas again until Tuesday, and all that . . .
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June 03, 2009 01:03 PM EDT --
I'm not perfect either but I've got to say, people are tough to take.
At the diner where I had breakfast this morning, the sign in the Gents room said, "Employees Must Wash Hands." That's a sign we . . .
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February 26, 2008 11:14 PM EST --
There's a reason why J.D. Salinger went into hiding. It's a jungle out there when writers have to go forward and meet the public. Writing is something we love to do, selling is something we have . . .
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May 01, 2008 06:00 PM EDT --
The War on Terror is over, finished. Courtesy of a ruling, or "guidelines," by our government, federal agencies are to refrain from using such words as "jihad" in identifying, well, . . .
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May 13, 2008 11:47 AM EDT --
Last night I watched the two-hour documentary on FDR on my local PBS outlet (WHYY, I think it is) and was impressed, so impressed that it hurts me to knock public programming. PBS offers many other specials . . .
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June 10, 2008 11:45 AM EDT --
Big Brown never had a chance in the Belmont -- and another Triple Crown contender bites the dust.
Kent Desormeaux, his jockey, gave him the worst ride in a big race since 1957, when Bill Shoemaker . . .
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June 11, 2009 11:08 PM EDT --
Top 10 Reasons to Snub David Letterman After the Palin Fiasco:
10: He's not funny.
9: His jokes are written by 20 frat boys who have an IQ of 180 - combined.
8. His audience . . .
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