Tag: humor monday
member name: Jack E.
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October 30, 2008 11:17 AM EDT --
(Originally appeared in The New York Times)
I work for a big company. I'm small. I'm much smaller than the company. My boss told me so himself. He said, "The company is much bigger than . . .
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March 11, 2008 08:47 AM EDT --
Call me clueless (and I'm sure you will) but this business of Super Delegates is news to me. What's next, Super Duper Delegates?
I first heard the term several months ago, around the time of . . .
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November 03, 2008 04:07 PM EST --
The Bathsheba Deadline: An Original Novel My wagering tradition compels me to handicap ahead of time, so rather than wait for the polls to close, here are my bets even as the numbers . . .
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March 29, 2009 03:00 PM EDT --
Over the weekend there was a BEER FESTIVAL in Atlantic City. This event drew thousands from throughout Pennsylvania, New Jersey and states east, west, north and south, and in fact (at least I think it's . . .
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March 13, 2008 02:46 PM EDT --
Indecent Proposal
I'm still shocked and amazed. But as I said before, as long as there are women there's going to be trouble. Ousted New York governor Eliot Spitzer proves . . .
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March 30, 2008 08:14 PM EDT --
Stop The Presses! Now It Can Be Revealed! Men and Women are different.
Last night, watching Jeopardy together as we usually do, my wife said - "Why do men have to win? Why is it always about winning?" . . .
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August 10, 2008 07:10 PM EDT --
I've already lost three friends for mocking the "Opening Ceremonies" for these 2008 Summer Olympics, saying, as I did, that I can get the same cartwheels, pyrotechnics and all the rest of . . .
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March 24, 2008 09:37 AM EDT --
The New York Times recently ran a commentary on its Paper Cuts blog asking readers to name the most overrated books of all time and though the questionnaire was open to anyone who can read and write and . . .
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March 27, 2008 09:58 AM EDT --
How about none of the above, or how about we all stay home come November? Is this the best America has to offer for the biggest job in the land?
I'm not picking on any one in particular. All three . . .
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April 03, 2008 10:17 AM EDT --
Readers at the New York Times have already spoken about the most overrated books of all time and the winners (or rather, the losers) are J.D. Salinger's "The Catcher in the Rye" and God's . . .
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August 08, 2008 12:08 AM EDT --
Yes, I went ahead and inflated my tires and - well, this is terrific news! - it works! After buying gas on Monday, at four dollars a gallon, I did not have to buy gas again until Tuesday, and all that . . .
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June 03, 2009 01:03 PM EDT --
I'm not perfect either but I've got to say, people are tough to take.
At the diner where I had breakfast this morning, the sign in the Gents room said, "Employees Must Wash Hands." That's a sign we . . .
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September 21, 2008 09:47 PM EDT --
Don't know much about the economy. Then again, neither do the people who run these things.
With all these banking outfits going down the drain, virtually overnight, we skipped right past Recession . . .
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November 23, 2008 10:01 PM EST --
There's a new book out on the life, loves, sexuality and brutality of V. S. Naipaul, a man who won the Nobel Prize for Literature in 2001.
Is there a Nobel Prize for Wife Beating? If so, Naipaul . . .
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January 18, 2009 11:19 AM EST --
By Jack Engelhard
First let me say that I do not watch Hollywood award shows strictly for the cleavage. No, I'm in it for the Art -- and the Cleavage.
Salma Hayek is the best actor in the world . . .
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March 23, 2008 01:46 PM EDT --
Next time someone comes after me with a gun, or tries to invade my property, never mind dialing 911.
Who needs law enforcement officers who are always ready to take a bullet for any one of us?
I'm . . .
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November 30, 2008 11:43 PM EST --
So here we go again. News organizations and what-not trot out the best of the year - also the worst. The worst is easy for anyone who makes these lists.
But I hate these lists. Please don't tell . . .
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